Twice Bitten by Kwa Murugi’s — A Weekend Chronicle of Work, Wine, and Wild Darts

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From Left Mr. Mutuma, Ms. Murugi, Captain Lewis and the Event winner Evans Kathunkumi.  Photo/Felix Kinyua. 

If there’s one thing about my weekends, it’s that they refuse to behave. They come with plot twists, surprise characters, and enough drama to qualify for a Netflix deal. Naturally, I look forward to them like a politician looks forward to campaign season.

Now, let’s rewind.

The week leading up to this masterpiece of a weekend? Brutal. My boss—may blessings locate him—decided that idle hands were not just the devil’s workshop, but apparently also my personal brand. Every hour was accounted for. I worked. I sweated. I survived. Barely.

But as the wise philosophers once said, “All work and no play makes Jack a very boring WhatsApp status.” So on Saturday, balance had to be restored.

The Warm-Up: Cobra’s Place

Before the main event, there was a “pre-game”—you know, the kind that pretends to be casual but is actually a full dress rehearsal for chaos. My good friend Kevo and I made a strategic stop at Cobra’s place. Strictly for “planning purposes,” of course.

But Cobra’s was just the appetizer.

The Main Event: Kwa Murugi’s — Again!

Yes, dear reader. Twice in one month. At this point, I deserve a loyalty card.

Kwa Murugi’s was buzzing—and as usual, the lady herself did not disappoint. This time, she had leveled up the game with a darts tournament. Honestly, at this rate, Murugi deserves an official government title: “Best Base in Makutano — Gazette Notice Pending.”

The Tournament: Where Precision Meets Pressure

By the time I arrived (fresh off an Arsenal win—Arteta, we need to talk), the tournament was already entering its final, nail-biting moments.

As a responsible journalist (yes, I switch hats when needed), I gathered some facts:

13 contestants showed up — brave souls, all of them

The format: 501 points, free-flow league style (translation: no room for nonsense)

And the winners?

Evans Kathunkumi – Ksh 2,500 richer

Ken Muriuki – Took home Ksh 2,000

Kinyua AKA CEO – Walked away with Ksh 1,500 and bragging rights

Enter the Sponsors: Wisdom, Jokes, and “Machineries”

The night wasn’t just about darts—it had politics, comedy, and a touch of philosophy.

The sponsor, led by DCP’s Meru Party leader Mr. Kirimi Muthamia, took the mic and delivered what can only be described as a TED Talk with jokes.

He kicked things off by accusing Mr. Bloko (yes, the same Bloko) of deploying “machineries” to dominate tournaments. Whether he meant strategy or something more... mechanical, we may never know.

He then stressed discipline among players, respect for time, and silence during games.

(Which, judging by the Arsenal fans’ celebrations, may have been directed at certain noisy individuals—no names mentioned, but Kathurima AKA Chairman was visibly concerned.)

Shots Fired: The June Showdown

Before the night could settle, promises were made.

Another high-stakes tournament is coming in June, featuring Kithoka crew, Kwa Murugi’s regulars, and Showground team (who, according to Chairman, need to “come benchmark” how darts is played properly).

Ladies and gentlemen… the gauntlet has been thrown.

Next Stop: Aquadel’s Tournament (You Already Know!)

As I made my exit, I caught up with my friend CEO Bwana Bloko.

Plans? Still intact.

We are heading to Aquadel’s Pool Tournament at Aquadel’s Carwash and Auto Spa, Gakurine (just near Meru-Ruiri Junction).

Now listen carefully: This is not just a tournament. This is an experience. This is where networking happens—from Thuci to Ntonyiri.

This event is strictly for wale wa kujielewa (those who understand themselves).

As for me? I will be there. Form? It cannot pass me. It knows better.

The Part I Can’t Write (Unfortunately)

Now, technically, that’s how my night ended… but not really.

There were some “after-party developments” involving my friend Mwalimu. However, he is a civil servant, and I respect the Constitution enough not to incriminate him in writing.

Let’s just say… history was made. Quietly.

Signing Out

Mark your calendars:

2nd May — another night of fun, chaos, and possibly poor decision-making (in moderation, of course).

Until then… stay hydrated, stay disciplined, and aim for triple 20.

About the Author

Felix Kinyua is a Meru-based freelance journalist with a sharp eye for detail and an even sharper sense of humor. When he’s not chasing stories, he’s documenting the vibrant social life of Meru—one tournament, one weekend, and one “strictly off the record” moment at a time.

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