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ONE YEAR LATER, THE CUES ARE OUT: MERU POOL PLAYERS SUMMON NAIROBI ELITES FOR A REVENGE MISSION AT AQUADEL!

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They came, they played, they conquered. Now, one year later, Meru wants its dignity back. But will the Nairobi Elites honour the challenge, or will the defending champions suddenly develop very busy schedules? My dearest, enthusiastic readers, I salute you! You see, most of us tend to imagine that one year is such a long period. We make ambitious New Year's resolutions in January, promising ourselves six-pack abs, financial freedom, and better relationships. Then we blink twice, and November is already knocking at the door, demanding accountability for promises we made while eating chapati on New Year's Day. But for a certain group of pool players in Meru, the past twelve months have been anything but ordinary. They have been twelve months of pain, humiliation, sleepless nights, secret training sessions, and, most importantly, a burning desire for revenge! And no, dear readers, this is not a political revenge mission. Neither is it one of those village disputes where someone st...

Kirimi Muthamia: The DCP Man Giving Meru Youth a Seat at the Political Table

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Meru County DCP Secretary General Mr. Kirimi Muthamia. He has declared his bid to run for Meru County Governor's position in the upcoming 2027 general elections.  Photo/Kenya Times.  There is a new wave cutting across the Meru and national political scene. It is called the Democracy for the Citizens Party, popularly known as DCP, under the leadership of former Deputy President, Mweshimiwa Rigathi Gachagua. DCP has gained popularity nationwide and Meru has not been left behind. Efforts being made by the regional leadership, and in particular in Meru under the stewardship of Meru County DCP Secretary General Mr. Kirimi Muthamia, are bearing fruit. As of today, DCP enjoys what Muthamia describes as 70% support in Meru, showing, according to him, that the people of Meru have increasingly taken DCP as their party of choice. As they say in politics, wanaskiza ground. And we all know Kenyan politicians love the ground. Sometimes the ground speaks. Sometimes it whispers. Sometimes pol...

Makutano Boda Drama: New Sacco Arrives With Certificates, Chairman and Confusion — But Nobody Seems to Know Who Invited It

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Boda Boda Operators Waiting for Customers. There has been issues within Makutano after a New Sacco was allegedly registered in the area. Photo/NTSA. If there is one thing Makutano boda boda operators know very well, apart from shortcuts, traffic police moods and where to get tea at odd hours, it is their Saccos. Mention Cornerstone and almost everyone around Makutano knows what you are talking about. Mention Mark 5, Three Steers or Kinoru and riders can tell you where they operate, who belongs there and probably give you a brief history before you finish your tea. But apparently, somewhere along the way, a new Sacco entered the chat. And according to several boda boda operators and leaders who spoke about the matter, even the people expected to welcome it were left scratching their helmets. The controversy surrounds a newly formed boda boda Sacco in Makutano which, according to operators, came into existence roughly a month ago. Questions quickly emerged over its formation, certificate...

Google Maps, Tents and a Very Hungry Man: How Technology Lost Us in Mitunguu

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A view of the Beautiful Mati Road. Photo/Felix Kinyua. Ladies and gentlemen, I love technology. A lot. In fact, I work with technology almost every other day. I trust it. I defend it. I tell people technology is the future. But after what happened to me last weekend, I have reached a painful conclusion: Vitu zingine ni za wazungu tu. And today, my exhibit number one is Google Maps. You see, our now-infamous Mikocheni Base is more than just a place. It is a family. Apart from the occasional story za jaba, serious national debates that solve absolutely nothing, and other activities that cannot be properly documented for legal reasons, we also attend social gatherings together. So last weekend, one of our own, Mr. Boniface Mutuma, AKA Tush, was having his dowry negotiations ceremony somewhere in Mitunguu, roughly 50 kilometres from our beloved Mikocheni Base. Naturally, we had to show up. That afternoon, I confidently told my childhood friend Ali that I was not going to touch my jaba unti...

Maskini Jeuri: Broke by Admission, Wealthy in Audacity

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      An illustration of the modern day Relationships. Image/AI Generated.  A few days ago, I came across a WhatsApp exchange that forced me to put my phone down, drink water and reconsider everything I thought I knew about poverty. I have encountered broke people before. In Kenya, being broke is not exactly breaking news. It is practically a national weather condition. You can wake up financially stable on Monday, then by Wednesday a relative falls sick, school fees become urgent, your car develops a gearbox problem and the landlord sends that deceptively peaceful message: > “Good morning.” By Friday, your bank balance looks like the last three digits of a phone number. So being broke was not the issue. What shocked me was the confidence with which this particular poverty conducted itself. The lady in the conversation casually described herself as: > “Mh nae ni maskini jeuri.” A maskini jeuri. A stubborn poor woman. Broke, but unwilling to let insufficient fun...

Aquadel Did It Again! Menandi Came to Throw Darts... But Left Collecting Excuses

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One of the participants at the concluded Aquadel’s Carwash and Auto Spa Carwash Darts tournament featuring Aquadel and Menandi 51 Social Club. Photo/Felix Kinyua. There are weekends when life insists you stay indoors, recharge your batteries and pretend adulthood is enjoyable. Then there are Aquadel weekends. Now my dear readers, it has been quite some time since I last showed up at a proper social event. Not because I suddenly became holy or anti-fun, but because most weekends have found me somewhere on the road, busy showing my new love just how beautiful Meru is. That story deserves its own chapter. Today, however, let us focus on another love affair... my ever-growing relationship with Aquadel Carwash and Auto Spa, Gakurine. You see, I firmly believe in the old saying that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Fortunately, my name is not Jack, and dullness has never been listed among my personal qualifications. Last weekend, courtesy of an invitation from my good friend and A...

The World Cup Is Here, Drama Is Free, and Aquadel Has Reserved Your Seat

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A Poster for Aquadel Carwash and Auto Spa Wordcup Watch Party Events. Designed by Felix Kinyua . Football fans, breathe. The Premier League season is finally over. For Arsenal supporters, it is a chance to recover emotionally, spiritually, and financially after another season of "next year is our year." For the rest of football fans—especially those who spend entire weekends hoping Arsenal loses—your hobby is temporarily on hold. Well, almost. Because football, unlike your landlord, never takes a break. And neither does Aquadel Carwash and Auto Spa. Just when we thought we'd have a few weeks of peace and normal sleep patterns, the football gods have handed us another global obsession: the FIFA World Cup, the greatest sporting spectacle on earth. As expected, Aquadel has refused to be left behind. Like that one friend who always arrives first at a wedding and leaves after the DJ packs up, Aquadel is already in tournament mode. For the next month, football lovers from Meru ...