Mikocheni Lost, My Ex Lied, and Makutano Stinks – A Weekend Story by Felloh
Hello again, my good people,
Yes, I know what we agreed—I only post stories here on Wednesdays and Sundays, like a proper online preacher of truth and gossip.
But sometimes a weekend hits you so hard, you can’t wait for Sunday.
This past weekend was too hot to keep. It was loud, funny, sad, annoying—and full of drama.
So, please forgive me today. I must talk. I must release this pressure.
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Mikocheni Defeated at Murugi Base
Let’s start with the pool drama.
Over the weekend, Mikocheni got humbled.
Completely.
The Kaithe-Kinoru team gave them a real beating at Murugi Base. It was not a simple loss—it was the kind that makes you stay silent in the matatu window for two hours.
Now, I respect Mikocheni. But truth must be told.
Saturday night, they were loud. Sunday? Nowhere to be seen.
I went to check their usual base to hear their side of the story.
Shock on me:
Mikocheni was closed.
Yes. The gate was locked like exam results in a school office.
That place is always full on Sundays. But now? Empty. Like their score.
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Ali and “Bazu” Were Just… Tired
Lucky for me, I found Captain Ali in another joint.
He was sitting with a guy we’ll call “Bazu” (that’s not his real name—we don’t want to start war).
Ali looked tired. You could see the loss in his eyes.
Bazu just shook his head, sipping his soda slowly like a man who invested in a fake crypto coin.
They said very little, but the message was clear:
> “That beating was not normal.”
Even Ali—who usually brags like a lion—was quiet.
Mikocheni will bounce back, I believe. But this one hurt.
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The Ex Who Promised July Wedding
And then… just when I thought the drama was over, God decided to entertain me more.
I met an ex-girlfriend.
The same one who told me boldly, “By July, I’ll be married.”
Well, my friends—it is August 3rd, and the only thing she has is a tall glass and long silence.
We bumped into each other in the same joint.
She saw me. I saw her.
We both acted like we’ve never met. Like strangers on different flights.
But inside, I smiled.
Not because she failed—but because I chose peace.
Sometimes, leaving toxic people is better than any achievement.
That’s how I know I’m growing.
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Makutano Is Dirty – Let’s Talk
Now to something more serious.
Makutano is dirty.
Let me just say it as it is.
There’s litter everywhere. Smelly sewage in open spaces.
This is not the town I grew up in.
It’s now embarrassing—especially since we’re trying to call it a “future city.”
Dear Mr. Governor,
We miss Mr. Sandi.
When he was in charge of the municipality, he came to work at 5am.
Town was clean. Dustbins were working. The air was fresh.
Now? Even the flies are confused.
We can’t be shouting “city status” while stepping over diapers and plastic bottles.
Please, clean our town. Even if just for the visitors this week.
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Music Festivals Coming – Town Will Be Full
Speaking of visitors, Kenya National Music Festivals begin this week in Meru.
Makutano will be full. People will come from all over Kenya—students, teachers, choirs, governors, journalists, maybe even your ex.
So let’s clean up.
Let’s smile.
Let’s behave.
To our guests: Karibuni Meru!
And if you want to know what’s really going on in town—read Meru Daily. We say what others fear to type.
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Harambee Stars Did Well – But Be Careful
Oh, and yes!
Harambee Stars won at CHAN and qualified.
President Ruto promised each player Ksh 1 million. And this time, it looks like he’s keeping that promise.
But please, fellow fans.
Be careful.
Harambee Stars are experts at giving us hope—then breaking our hearts.
I love them. I support them. But I also know history.
So before you buy flags and print “#TeamStars” t-shirts, just lower your expectations a little.
That way, when disappointment comes, you’ll just cough—not cry.
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That Was My Weekend
So yeah. That was my weekend.
Pool tables broke dreams.
My ex lied to herself.
Makutano stinks.
Harambee Stars gave us small joy.
Music festivals are coming.
And me? I’m still here.
Watching. Listening. Writing.
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About the Author
Felloh is the voice of Makutano streets.
He hears everything. Sees everything. And says it with truth, humor, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
If there’s drama, he’s probably already writing about it.
Follow him for the realest stories in Meru.
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Great tournament btw... thanks for keeping us updated Felo..big up🙏
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