The Foreman Who Flew Without Wings (And Crashed in Meru)
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Construction worker Working at a Construction site. Photo/Business Daily. Listen my good people. You always accuse me of telling stories za jaba, but today’s tale is as real as your landlord’s knock at the end of the month. This is the story of a foreman — a man who thought mjengo money was a lottery jackpot. Now, let me start by saying this: I, myself, have tried mjengo. With all my degrees like a thermometer, I thought I could survive anywhere — even at a construction site. Eh, my career there lasted shorter than a TikTok video. One time a fundi told me to “bring Cobra.” I, being academically decorated, asked him which bush the snake would come out of. And that was the end of my mjengo career. Later I discovered Cobra is a tool, not a reptile. But today, it’s not about me. It’s about a foreman with manners smaller than Airtel bundles. For those who don’t know, a foreman is the guy in charge of workers at the construction site. The one who, if you trip and roll down with a bag of...